MUSIC: Mickey Avalon – My Dick

The song My Dick is the anthem of every guy who believes he’s packing a supreme piece of equipment down below. As cheeky as this song is, it’s catchy and repetitive rhymes will have you singing along, wether you’re messing with ur buddies or just by yourself this song makes u walk round with that little bit more confidence, that comes with being the owner of an awesome dick.

The track was featured in the movie Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, in the party scene of movie The Rebound, during the ending credits of the premiere episode of the HBO series Hung, and in the episode License to Till of the TV Show “American Dad!”



[Mickey Avalon]
My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

[Andre Legacy]
My dick bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid’s
My dick large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen

[Dirt Nasty]
My dick locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick so hot, it’s stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

[Mickey Avalon]
My dick pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit

My dick got a Caesar doo
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

[Andre Legacy]
My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick more mass than the Earth
Your dick half staff, it needs work

[Dirt Nasty]
My dick been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap

My dick VIP
Your shit needs ID

It’s time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go

D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

[Mickey Avalon]
My dick need no introduction
Your dick don’t even function

[Andre Legacy]
My dick served a whole luncheon
Your dick, it look like a munchkin

[Dirt Nasty]
My dick size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin

[Mickey Avalon]
My dick good, good loving
Your dick good for nothing

[Andre Legacy]
My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn’t shoplift at Thrifty

[Dirt Nasty]
My dick pretty damn skimpy
Your dick hungry as a hippie

[Mickey Avalon]
My dick don’t fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines

[Andre Legacy]
My dick is like an M16
Your dick broken vending machine

[Dirt Nasty]
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs

[Mickey Avalon]
My dick rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

[Andre Legacy]
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick fruit roll-up

[Dirt Nasty]
My dick grade-A beef
Your dick Mayday geek

[Mickey Avalon]
My dick sick and dangerous
Your dick quick and painless

[Andre Legacy]
My dick ’nuff said
Your dick loves Fred


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